I am sitting in the toilet in a mall in Singapore. To my horror and disgust, without any warning, and suddenly the flush goes off, and I jump off the throne. This is not the first time it's happening, and today, I am reminded how irritating this amazingly "helpful" gadget is supposed to be. It's supposed to help you prevent germs from getting on to your fingers when you press the flush button, but hey, germs and bacteria and goodness knows what, is instead flushed into your backside. Wow, isn't that so lovely? Additional washing for your lovely butt.
Next up, I'm walking nicely in the rain with Jo under the umbrella, and then my slippers decide to play funny on me, AGAIN. Hey looking back as to the last time it happened, it is exactly 2 years and 1 day old. Is this a 2 years once event for me? :S Thank God Jo had spare slippers in her school chest. I walked barefooted in public before that la. Phheewww...
Meanwhile, I'm sneezing, feverish, headaching, bodyaching and typing this. Ciaooo...
omg that is hilarious! reminds me of something gross i used to do when i was a kid. i used to think that toilet flushes were MEANT to wash your butt! so i DEPENDED on the toilet flush to kena my butt! hahahaha. er, i definitely do not do this anymore :P
and omg again to your slippers! interesting, let's check back again in 2 years time :)
Woman! You sure you DONT use the flush to do that anymore notttt?
Ya lah, imagine me walking in CIVILIZED singapore barefooted. It was ok in Brissie lah, right, but hereeee...tak syok lah. Kekeke
OK... um... ewwwwww...!!!